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Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Devil Turds

Tasty Tuesday:
Oreo Creamcheese Chocolate Balls
aka "Devil Turds"

My go-to sweet treat that I generally make, whether the occasion is a party, a dinner, or a kiss ass moment, are Peanut Butter Bon Bons, which I posted three weeks ago.

However, because everybody and their mother, niece, brother and uncle has a peanut allergy, the bon bons are not such a bon bon idea anymore.
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 Thus, I introduce Oreo Creamcheese Chocolate Balls, or, as one of my very creative
 co-workers renamed them: Devil Turds.

These decadent demons are just as quickly made as enjoyed. I have yet to experience a disappointed crowd. Reminiscent of cheesecake with a little bit of crunch and a whole lot of chocolate, Devil Turds have 3 ingredients and 6 simple steps:
NEED:
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  • 1 package of regular Oreos
  • 1 8 oz package of Philadelphia Cream Cheese
  • 6 4.25 oz Hershey’s Milk Chocolate Bars
MAKE:
  • Chop Oreo cookies into little pieces (I usually put half the package in a big plastic bag and go at it with a hammer; repeat with second half).
  • Mix Oreos (now crumbs) with entire package of cream cheese. (Leave cream cheese out for 20+ minutes to soften for easier mixing).
  • Role gooey, cheesy, chocolately, delicious mixture into little balls.
  • Melt one entire Hershey’s bar in microwave safe bowl  (Put in 1 minute at a time on HIGH until fully melted. Do not exceed 1 minute or you will burn chocolate, resulting in a horrible, awful, actually smells like the devil’s turds in your house. No, no).
  • Once chocolate is fully melted, using a spoon, roll balls in chocolate until fully covered.
  • Place on wax papered tray/pan and sit in cool spot or refrigerate for faster results.
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Simple. Sweet. Satanically delicious.

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